Leather, Latex and... Linseed

Highbarn Oils at Erotica Show at Olympia Friday 1 October 2004

A farmer who successfully diversified his business, thanks to a government grant, will be taking his home-grown, home-pressed erotic oil to the biggest sex show in the country.
Durwin Banks, from Barns Green, Horsham, West Sussex, will be among 200 exhibitors taking part in November’s Erotica at Olympia which attracts more than 80,000 ‘free thinkers’ in search of saucy stimulants.

Helping to promote High Barn Oils’ linseed oil, which is credited with impressive aphrodisiac qualities, will be page three stunner Star and fellow nude model Tori who feature in a racy postcard campaign intended to shoot linseed into the top league for enhanced libido.

Mr Banks says, upping the body’s intake of the essential fatty acid Omega 3, present in large quantities in linseed oil, improves general health, but must be linked to changes in the diet to truly enhance performance in the bedroom.

“A number of health problems can put an end to, or slow down trouser or panty activity,” says Banks. “First amongst these may well be diabetes, followed by high blood pressure and high cholesterol levels. The necessary medication for these problems can also reduce libido.”

Importantly, he says, changing to a diet free from hydrogenated oil and solvent extracted oils frequently found in highly processed foods, helps release more of linseed’s pokey constituents, giving love-life a powerful boost. Many UK health nutritional therapists are already recommending it.

“The most common physical cause of impotency in men and non orgasmic response in women is blockage of the blood flow in the arteries of the pelvis. Regular consumption of pure linseed oil may help unblock these narrowed arteries, giving your sex life a natural boost. It’s a golden Viagra,” he says.

High Barn Oils can be found on Stand B12 at Erotica which runs from November 19th – 21st November at London’s Olympia.